Sarcastic Hippo

Sarcastic Hippo is a small-but-mighty mischief factory making funny graphic tees, sarcastic shirts, and cheeky stickers engineered to spark laughs, side-eyes, and “where’d you get that?” Dressed in retro vibes, edgy humor, and meme-ready punchlines, our designs are built for people who prefer their outfits with a side of attitude.

What we make (and why you’ll love it)

• Sarcastic graphic t-shirts with bold artwork and viral one-liners

• Retro + pop-culture inspired designs (80s MTV color pops, space nerd energy, office chaos, you name it)

• Funny stickers for laptops, bottles, notebooks—wherever your sass travels

• Made-to-order so you get fresh prints and we avoid overproduction (less waste, more wins)

The brand vibe

Think witty, savage, and unapologetically clever. From “Applehole” to “Leave Stupid Behind,” we make pieces that double as conversation starters. If it’s edgy, a little passive-aggressive, and instantly meme-able, it’s probably a Sarcastic Hippo design.

Quality without the corporate yawn

• Soft, durable tees with crisp prints that hold up to real life

• Sizes for real humans (not just sample models)

• Vibrant color and clean linework—because your sarcasm deserves HD

How we roll (aka sustainability without the lecture)

We print on demand, which means:

• No mountains of unsold inventory

• Smarter shipping and fewer returns

• You get exactly what you want—fresh off the press

Less waste, more taste. That’s the tweet.

Who it’s for

• Office jokers and burnout philosophers

• Space nerds, retro lovers, and meme collectors

• Anyone who thinks a t-shirt can (and should) deliver a punchline

Gifting cheat code

Birthdays, white-elephants, roasting your bestie, “I saw this and thought of your toxic meeting”—our tees and stickers make painfully perfect gifts.

Join the herd

Follow us on socials for new drops, behind-the-scenes chaos, and limited runs that disappear faster than corporate morale on a Monday. Tag us wearing your fit—we repost our favorites and occasionally slide discounts to the boldest looks.