Women's I Came for the Alcohol Funny Party Shirt | Sarcastic Hippo Graphic Tee
Let’s be real—you didn’t show up for the small talk, the fake smiles, or Karen’s potato salad. You came for one thing: the alcohol.
The “I Came for the Alcohol” tee by Sarcastic Hippo is the ultimate party shirt for anyone who’s unapologetically honest (and probably the most fun guest in the room). Featuring bold, in-your-face typography that gets the message across before you even grab your first drink, this savage graphic tee guarantees laughs, side-eyes, and maybe a few regretful selfies.
👉 Perfect for:
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College parties, house parties, and dive bar nights 🍻
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Roast-level humor lovers who don’t hold back 🔥
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Anyone who wants their shirt to do the talking
Why blend in when you can stand out as the life of the party? This shirt doesn’t whisper—it shouts.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Sarcastic Hippo Co
- Email: contact@support.sarcastichippo.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Women's I Came for the Alcohol Funny Party Shirt | Sarcastic Hippo Graphic Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
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XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
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|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|