"Teaching Adolescents Because Someone Has To" Teacher T-Shirt – Funny Survival Juice Graphic Tee
Because apparently someone has to do the parenting… and shocker, it’s not their parents. This tee is for every teacher running on caffeine, sarcasm, and pure survival instincts. Featuring a bold graphic of a coffee-chugging educator with her trusty “Survival Juice” mug, it spells out the truth: “Teaching Adolescents Because Someone Has To… And It’s Not Your Parents.”
It’s the perfect uniform for the real MVPs of education — the ones holding it all together while drowning in lesson plans and teenage eye-rolls. Soft, comfy, and packed with just the right amount of shade, this shirt is basically professional development… with better style.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Sarcastic Hippo Co
- Email: contact@support.sarcastichippo.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
"Teaching Adolescents Because Someone Has To" Teacher T-Shirt – Funny Survival Juice Graphic Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
16.75
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17.88
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
19.13
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20.38
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21.63
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.75
|