"Your Fake Makes My Cupcake Vomit" | Funny Savage Sarcastic Graphic Embroidered Hat
Some people bring good vibes. Others? They bring the kind of fake energy that makes even dessert sick. 🍓🤮
Introducing the “Your Fake Makes My Cupcake Vomit” Embroidered Hat — a bold, sarcastic, in-your-face design that calls out the fakes without you saying a word. Featuring a wide-eyed cupcake losing it in cartoonishly savage fashion, this hat is the perfect mix of cute and cutthroat.
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🎯 Perfect for: Anyone over the fake drama, sarcasm addicts, savage queens/kings, and people who like their humor dark but delicious.
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👕 Fit & Feel: Comfy, and durable — ready for daily wear or your next “I-don’t-have-time-for-this” moment.
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đź’Ą Designed by Sarcastic Hippo: The unapologetic brand that thrives on savage humor + minimalist drip.
Wear it. Post it. Watch the fake ones choke on their “sweetness.”
Because honestly? Sarcasm never goes out of style — and neither will you.
More details
- 100% chino cotton twill
- Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
- One size fits most
- Buckle Closure
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Sarcastic Hippo Co
- Email: contact@support.sarcastichippo.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- Circumference: 23 â…ť" - 24 â…ś"
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
"Your Fake Makes My Cupcake Vomit" | Funny Savage Sarcastic Graphic Embroidered Hat Size Guide
| Size label | A | B | C | D |
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One size
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23.62
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4.72
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2.76
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7.48
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