"The Only Pussy That Puts Up With You" – Funny Calico Cat T-Shirt | Sarcastic Humor Tee
Let’s be real — your love life might be a disaster, but at least your cat still tolerates you. This bold women’s graphic tee features a fluffy, slightly unhinged calico cat with the savage caption: “The only pussy that puts up with you.”
Soft, comfy, and dripping with sarcasm, it’s the ultimate shirt for women who love cats, hate nonsense, and thrive on humor that claws a little deeper. Perfect for casual wear, gifting your bestie, or scaring off mediocre men who think they’re the main character.
This tee isn’t just funny — it’s trending fuel. Pair it with jeans, coffee, and that “I don’t settle” energy. Your cat will approve.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Sarcastic Hippo Co
- Email: contact@support.sarcastichippo.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
"The Only Pussy That Puts Up With You" – Funny Calico Cat T-Shirt | Sarcastic Humor Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
16.75
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17.88
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
19.13
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20.38
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21.63
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.75
|