"I Don’t Have Enough Crayons to Deal With You" T-Shirt – Funny Savage Graphic Tee
When sarcasm meets art supplies, you get this masterpiece: I Don’t Have Enough Crayons to Deal With You. Bright, bold splashes of color frame the ultimate insult, making this funny sarcastic t-shirt the loudest way to say, “I’m not explaining this in toddler terms.”
Perfect for women and men who live for savage graphic tees with attitude, this shirt is your go-to for work, school, or any situation where someone’s IQ clearly isn’t firing on all cylinders. Soft, comfortable, and designed to pop, this viral sarcastic tee is as hilarious as it is brutally honest.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Sarcastic Hippo Co
- Email: contact@support.sarcastichippo.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
"I Don’t Have Enough Crayons to Deal With You" T-Shirt – Funny Savage Graphic Tee Size Guide
Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
---|---|---|---|
S
|
28
|
18
|
16.75
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17.88
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
19.13
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20.38
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21.63
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.75
|