"I Came for the Alcohol" Funny Party Embroidered Hat | Sarcastic Hippo Graphic Embroidered Hat
Let’s be real—you didn’t show up for the small talk, the fake smiles, or Karen’s potato salad. You came for one thing: the alcohol.
The “I Came for the Alcohol” embroidered hat by Sarcastic Hippo is the ultimate party hat for anyone who’s unapologetically honest (and probably the most fun guest in the room). Featuring bold, in-your-face embroidered typography that gets the message across before you even grab your first drink, this savage graphic tee guarantees laughs, side-eyes, and maybe a few regretful selfies.
👉 Perfect for:
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College parties, house parties, and dive bar nights 🍻
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Roast-level humor lovers who don’t hold back 🔥
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Anyone who wants their shirt to do the talking
Why blend in when you can stand out as the life of the party? This hat doesn’t whisper—it shouts.
More details
- 100% chino cotton twill
- Green Camo color is 35% chino cotton twill, 65% polyester
- One size fits most
- Buckle Closure
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Sarcastic Hippo Co
- Email: contact@support.sarcastichippo.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- Circumference: 23 ⅝" - 24 ⅜"
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.