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"I Don’t Speak Dick" T-Shirt – Sarcastic Graphic Tee for Women & Men product image (1)
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"I Don’t Speak Dick" T-Shirt – Sarcastic Graphic Tee for Women & Men product image (1)
"I Don’t Speak Dick" T-Shirt – Sarcastic Graphic Tee for Women & Men product image (2)
"I Don’t Speak Dick" T-Shirt – Sarcastic Graphic Tee for Women & Men product image (3)
"I Don’t Speak Dick" T-Shirt – Sarcastic Graphic Tee for Women & Men product image (4)

"I Don’t Speak Dick" T-Shirt – Sarcastic Graphic Tee for Women & Men

RM 107.74

Fluent in sarcasm, but not in dick. This funny sarcastic t-shirt says exactly what you’re thinking without you ever having to open your mouth. Designed in bold, eye-catching typography, this trendy graphic tee makes the perfect outfit for when you’re done translating nonsense and ready to broadcast your vibe loud and clear.

Ideal for women who love a sassy shirt with attitude, or men who know the struggle of decoding stupidity, this viral sarcastic tee is perfect for parties, casual wear, or just trolling your boss/friends/ex. Soft, comfortable, and guaranteed to spark laughs (or side-eyes).

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  • Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
  • Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
  • Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
  • Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.

"I Don’t Speak Dick" T-Shirt – Sarcastic Graphic Tee for Women & Men Size Guide

Size guide preview
Size label Length Width Sleeve length
S
28
18
16.75
M
29
20
17.88
L
30
22
19.13
XL
31
24
20.38
2XL
32
26
21.63
3XL
33
28
22.75

Measurements are provided by suppliers. Product measurements may vary by up to 2" (5 cm).

Pro tip! Measure one of your products at home and compare with the measurements you see in this guide.

 


A Length

Place the end of the tape beside the collar at the top of the tee (Highest Point Shoulder). Pull the tape measure to the bottom of the shirt.


B Width

Place the end of the tape at the seam under the sleeve and pull the tape measure across the shirt to the seam under the opposite sleeve.


C Sleeve length

Place the end of the tape at the center back of the collar, then pull the tape measure along the top seam of the sleeve. When you get to the shoulder hold the tape in place at the shoulder and continue to pull down the sleeve until you reach the hem of the sleeve.

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