"Your Mythical Space Daddy' Tote Bag – Dark Sci-Fi Cityscape Graphic Organic Cotton Tote Bag | Funny Sarcastic Alien Humor Tote Bag
Bow down (or don’t) to the ultimate passive-aggressive cosmic authority with the Your Mythical Space Daddy Tote Bag. Featuring a dark cityscape and a massive spaceship beaming its light down like it’s deciding who gets teleported, this tote bag is a tongue-in-cheek nod to the most mythical, sarcastically omnipotent space dad of all… God.
Perfect for fans of sci-fi, dark humor, or anyone who appreciates sarcastic cosmic power, this organic cotton tote bag delivers bold graphics, viral-ready edge, and a statement that’s equal parts funny and intimidating. Use it proudly and let everyone know: your space daddy isn’t messing around.
More details
- 100% certified organic cotton 3/1 twill
- Fabric weight: 8 oz
- Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)
- Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)
- Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Sarcastic Hippo Co
- Email: contact@support.sarcastichippo.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. The care instructions on the tearaway label may wash off after cleaning. Meets the flammability and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- Dimensions: 20″ × 14″ × 5″ (50.8 × 35.6 × 12.7 cm)
- Capacity: 6 gallons (23 l)
- Weight limit: 30 lbs (13.6 kg)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.