“You Suck As A Human Being” Alien Abduction Graphic Tee | Conspiracy Vibe, Hidden Symbolism, Sarcastic Hippo Collection
Behold: the t-shirt that roasts you and questions reality at the same time. Our “You Suck As A Human Being” graphic tee features a cryptic alien abduction design loaded with hidden symbolism, strange glyphs, and enough mystery to make conspiracy forums implode. Is it just a savage UFO shirt? Or is it quietly winking at something bigger—myth, control, and maybe even a certain hidden Atlas? That’s for you (and the internet detectives) to figure out.
This sarcastic graphic t-shirt isn’t just clothing—it’s a puzzle, a statement, and an inside joke for those who see the layers. Fans of conspiracies, sci-fi, secret societies, or even that one Simpsons episode will catch the vibe instantly. Everyone else will just think you look badass.
Soft, bold, and designed to trend, this alien abduction tee is perfect for anyone who likes their sarcasm wrapped in mystery. Pair it with jeans, boots, or a tinfoil hat—your call.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Sarcastic Hippo Co
- Email: contact@support.sarcastichippo.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
“You Suck As A Human Being” Alien Abduction Graphic Tee | Conspiracy Vibe, Hidden Symbolism, Sarcastic Hippo Collection Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
16.75
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17.88
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
19.13
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20.38
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21.63
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.75
|