"The Only Pussy That Puts Up With You" – Funny Calico Cat Long Sleeve T-Shirt | Sarcastic Humor Long Sleeve Tee
Let’s be real — your love life might be a disaster, but at least your cat still tolerates you. This bold women’s graphic Long Sleeve tee features a fluffy, slightly unhinged calico cat with the savage caption: “The only pussy that puts up with you.”
Soft, comfy, and dripping with sarcasm, it’s the ultimate long sleeve shirt for women who love cats, hate nonsense, and thrive on humor that claws a little deeper. Perfect for casual wear, gifting your bestie, or scaring off mediocre men who think they’re the main character.
This long sleeve tee isn’t just funny — it’s trending fuel. Pair it with jeans, coffee, and that “I don’t settle” energy. Your cat will approve.
More details
- 100% soft ring-spun cotton
- Fabric weight: 6.1 oz./yd.² (206.8 g/m²)
- Relaxed fit
- Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric
- Topstitched, classic width collar
- Twill-taped neck and shoulders for comfort and durability
- Ribbed cuffs
- Shoulder-to-shoulder twill tape
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Sarcastic Hippo Co
- Email: contact@support.sarcastichippo.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
"The Only Pussy That Puts Up With You" – Funny Calico Cat Long Sleeve T-Shirt | Sarcastic Humor Long Sleeve Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
26.63
|
18.25
|
31.88
|
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
33.75
|
|
L
|
29.75
|
22
|
36.88
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
37.25
|
|
2XL
|
31.6
|
26
|
38.75
|
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
39.75
|