"If You’re an Asshole I’m Not Interested" T-Shirt – Savage Sarcastic Graphic Tee
No filters. No fake smiles. Just facts: if you’re an asshole, I’m not interested. This funny savage t-shirt lays it out in bold, distressed typography with zero room for misinterpretation. Perfect for anyone who’s mastered the art of cutting off toxic energy and serving pure sarcasm on a platter.
Whether you’re rocking it at a party, casual hang, or just walking into work like the legend you are, this viral sarcastic tee makes sure everyone knows where you stand. Comfortable, edgy, and guaranteed to get laughs (and maybe a few gasps), this is the graphic shirt with attitude your wardrobe’s been begging for.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% ring-spun cotton
- Sport Grey is 90% ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Dark Heather is 65% polyester, 35% cotton
- Lightweight fabric: 4.5 oz/yd² (153 g/m²)
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Sarcastic Hippo Co
- Email: contact@support.sarcastichippo.store
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
"If You’re an Asshole I’m Not Interested" T-Shirt – Savage Sarcastic Graphic Tee Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
16.75
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
17.88
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
19.13
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
20.38
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
21.63
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
22.75
|